Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Spreading
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Kinda sus
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Daddy's little girl
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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imtooshy 18
Ex friend and ex boyfriend hopefully. Sorry this has happened to you and all the nest of luck with your pregnancy and the baby.
real life problems 26
At least rent will be cheaper to split 3 way. One big happy family.
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real life problems 26
At least rent will be cheaper to split 3 way. One big happy family.
lost_in_mitten 6
5 ways- no freeloading babies.
acmariner99 25
There’s a movie plot to this one, I know it!
imtooshy 18
Ex friend and ex boyfriend hopefully. Sorry this has happened to you and all the nest of luck with your pregnancy and the baby.
gublaman 3
That's pretty stellar planning on his part
RichardPencil 32
Aren’t you glad you didn’t marry this guy?
Emma Marshall 19
Yeah she's just stuck with his kid...
Lobby_Bee 18
BoyfriEND, notice it ends? That's why husbAND stays, cause it's you and him.
thejimhawkins 13
50 percent of marriages end in divorce.
jbuckets_404 39
thejimhawkins, no, they don't. The number of divorces annually is one-half the number of new marriages.
Sinshine 28
AND this is why nobody ever has heard of a husband cheating on his wife... or something like that.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Aww...they're like half-twins! That's a true best friends moment.
dexter420 21
That threesome went sideways
Joe Whyte 6
That's ******* rough hahahaha
dwight7476 11
What an asshole he could have gave you an std have an abortion or give up the child for adoption
Sinshine 28
What are you? 11?
Geovanny Luna 8
just because the father was an asshole, doesn't mean that she can't love her child. just make sure you get full custody of the kid legally. and if he ever tries fighting for partial custody don't give it to him. I'm not saying you should keep the child away from him forever or not allow him to visit, just make it so that he can't take her from you leagally. my wife is fighting a child custody despute for her 8 year old daughter. the father was never around and never did anything for her. now that she left town and moved in with me, he is claiming that he misses his daughter he never visited and never cared about because his parent are dissapointed they can't. spoil their granddaughter. the whole family is full of narcissist and they are ruining my step daughter life by convincing her she is better than anyone and not making her take responsibility for her actions. if you keep the child make sure you have him sign over all custody so he can never come back and ruin your future.