Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Top comments
sayyestothedress 24
Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!
martin8337 36
Dump her and find better friends.
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Comments (88)
sayyestothedress 24
Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!
AoC15 10
I think he took the advantages of being a friend in need to the extreme
Khaleesi_26 30
sorry OP, get rid of them both and move on. Thats no true friend or gf for cheating on you while you were gone.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Well that was mighty nice of him.
gameover18 17
sorry OP leave them both behind.
princesspeachxox 18
In a way he dodged a bullet, better to find out who your real friends are and who really loves you earlier rather than later :)
keirookami 11
probably not the best way to find that out though
ylime23456 18
Whatta dick.
peacheso 31
That's what she said! No? Ok.
Ironmayhem 22
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martin8337 36
Dump her and find better friends.
RageWolf16 31
Time for new friends.
Khaleesi_26 30
And a new girlfriend.
bluebellchimes 15
You probably now wish he didn't and then she contracted some sort of STDs.
peacheso 31
Calm down satan
junkman6 22
I have a common prescription for this. Whoop your friends ass and dump the ****.
sarah5745 41
Dump the idiotic friend as well. He deserves better than someone who just takes advantage of him
SirAnon 13
I think the "whoop your friends ass" part may terminate the friendship. I don't see OP having a beer or likewise engaging in some other friendly activities with the guy afterwards.
x0frnak 13
sorry op :( i know that's tough.
willow196 9
Sounds like a ****
chosha_fml 27
#9 Sounds like a cheater. We don't know if she's a **** or not.
KittyLahv 27
A cheater and a **** are synonymous, in terms of relationships.
Paultheouctopus 13
Are you still addressing him as a buddy? Leave them, and move on.