Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to get into my car because the key fob wouldn't work. It wasn't my car. Same model, same colour, same parking spot, just wrong floor. The actual owner was watching me struggle from the Aldi trolley station the whole time, clearly amused. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML
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Top comments
halcyon93 16
Not the most observant person in the world, are we?
TheGolfGTI 24
Quarter of an hour? You spent that long doing that? You would of thought after a while why it didn't make much cents.
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Comments (73)
halcyon93 16
Not the most observant person in the world, are we?
CoGhostRider 31
Maybe OP isn't the most observant but look at the bright side, blondes have more fun.
rockey44 16
hahahahha 14 that made my day
HighasaCloud 46
I really hope this is made up to get something published and that people this stupid aren't out there driving.
kirbs19 37
Bahahaha that made my day so much better...
flufee2 27
Thats so weird.. Did the color change too? :o
iwanttogotoparis 26
Oh my gosh, that's strange, haha
biasedshooter 24
Who calls it a number plate?
EvilTurtle 35
Op
Norja 33
News flash: Lots of things have more than one name for them.
Norja 33
We're not all from America and speak like you.
Mauskau 36
People from the UK. We also call it Registration but it's usually referred to as the number plate.
SharnaaaBanana 22
And Australia!
Ergon_Talfo 16
I know it's called a licence plate...
Miss_Chevious 37
Many people 5. Many people call it a number plate
Teddzz 19
And every African country, so basically every non-American
amadeclton 27
Do you believe in magic?
colby6666 43
No.
meganss12 8
Next time set your car alarm off and quickly turn it off. That is what I do when I forget where I parked my car.
TheGolfGTI 24
Quarter of an hour? You spent that long doing that? You would of thought after a while why it didn't make much cents.
TheNinjaOfAsia 13
Sense*
MrSassypants 34
It didn't make cents but it did make a quarter of an hour.
iop330 22
Not going to lie, you really did hit the money with that pun.
Allison_leah23 17
I hope you're joking #12.
Bl4nk3t 2
a quarter of an hour is only 15 minutes..
Dave_Davington 35
*would have
LittleKayla1227 4
"Cents"? So after awhile it didn't make many pennies, quarters, nickels, or dimes? You both are slow as a golf GTI in a street race....
jojimugo 20
We all have one of those days, maybe not to that extent but we all do
MrConcise 35
"...and why did the change in my cupholder suddenly appear in my pocket?" *runs*