asadwa
Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
purpleivy
United States
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Anonymous
Not missing out on much
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
englishfail
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Slipping up
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
dumbteacher
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Anonymous
Arima, Trinidad and Tobago
Truth bombs
Today, my mother-in-law came home drunk and said to my husband, "I told you not to bring a dumb girl home." I'm a kindergarten teacher with my own private school. FML
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waveringatom 1
Tough Luck, bub.
metalhead3213 1
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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Comments (107)
rainport 0
luky mutha ***** u dont have to do shit if she dont no shit
frackenfrack 0
Thats just wonderful hey! Although, you're missing the big picture here. Your worries shouldn't revolve around verbs and nouns, you should be thinking about the fact that you're home schooled and you're going to be socially awkward for the rest of your life. Don't worry though, it's not your fault.
joelbeau_007 0
FYL for being homeschooled OP
redneck_girl728 0
verb, it's what you do! :D
Sammara 0
If you're old enough to be reading and posting on FML, you're old enough to tell her you don't want to be homeschooled anymore. YDI.
alw4gb 0
If you're old enough to post on FML, you're old enough to know "your" is possessive and you learned that in 4th grade.
maryrain 0
at least did you remember?
XxPurplePandaxX 0
good luck getting a good job...
Skatejock21 0
who said parents knew everything... nobody knows everything. Ask to go to a public school. You obviously don't do enough work at home if you're on FML... clearly this website is your distraction from learning what a verb is.
redsoxcfs2002 2
public school sucks! I was homeschooled all my life, and I turned out fine. sometimes you just gotta teach yourself a few things, that's all. I'm almost done with college now, trust me, you'll do fine.
alw4gb 0
if you were homeschooled, how do you know public school sucks?