Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML
Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
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greeneyedgoalie7 0
I think she may be mocking you
iAccidentally 8
You dun goof'd
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greeneyedgoalie7 0
I think she may be mocking you
cassiesaurus 0
Yeah, she was probably just pointing how how bad your grammar actually was. Just so you could hear it.
hannah1203 2
Do you live in Arkansas??
paradocs7 0
Do you have a problem with Arkansas or just an ignorant belief in stereotypes?
wastland247 0
I agree with 31. You're a dick 21.
Passant_fml 3
Do you mean 26? Are you from Arkansas ?
luis420 0
yeah I thought the same lol
madarchod 0
What is Arkansas? I just heard about Kansas
devileyekill 0
The nemisis of Kansas.
thefyeone 0
lol
pippymiskers 4
Arkansas SUCKS.
rallets 23
what did Tennessee?
Ficklefart 0
hannah1203 i saw your profile pic like 2 months ago and i just now saw it
morningwoody 0
What's wrong with the sentence? I thought Eminem said that too in the song "don't let them say you ain't beautiful!"
Chaboigin 0
ur teecher iz stoopid LAWL....wut a ideeot
iRun4Rice 0
can i haz cheezbergur
avfcfan89 0
why in your description do you tell us your a capt of a soccer team? i mean, no one likes a cocky chode.
sweeney18 0
Eminems dumb.. so he says those stuff..
fatman217 0
you should have called her a wigga
TeenieAmerica 9
130... "those stuff"?
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
130 ur dumb
dabomb1463 0
At least it doesnt swallow like you
CallMeBloo 31
Yeah, she was probably trying to get some laughs and relieve some stress from having to deal with your poor grades and lack of effort.
zman1422 3
I agree I think that was a direct quote of you
greeneyedgoalie7 0
definitley
CJFeagins 0
dude do you play football for Iowa panthers?! I have a good friend, de'andre vandevender that plays for them
zman1422 3
no university of Washington, see the huskies logo on the helmet?
ColdplaySucks 18
Iowa Panthers? Perhaps you mean the Hawkeyes.
lizzyfizzy 0
yeahh, I really hope she was just mocking you, because that's crazy.
soupey_fml 0
Other than the fact that it's in dialect, the teacher is grammatically correct. You are not going to pass this class if you are not going to study.
free2speak 14
I agree. And just because you speak in a dialect doesn't mean you have to write that way. A good friend of mine who is a great writer (in college that is) speaks like he just walked out of a hillbilly town but his grammar in his papers is impeccable. I, myself, couldn't write and speak with that much of a variation.
iAccidentally 8
You dun goof'd
Randomlyscrm13 0
Hahaha she dun arnt smart to teach.... Hahaha that sucks that your teacher acted like that... Most teachers need a teachers book with all the answers cause they dont know em maybe next time u should bring that up
Kennykid2002 3
Sux to be u lol
ladyluck82 9
I agree, she is DEFINITELY mocking you! lmao! You ain't goin' nowhere postin' stuff like dat. Learn how 2 spell! dummi!
OhShuttup 0
same goes for you!
alexFYL 11
She was probably explaining it in words you can understand.
DocBastard 40
Before anyone asks, no I am not OP's teacher. Yes, I realize OP said "her," but considering OP's lack of grammar skills, the teacher's gender is surely in doubt.
ulicksam 0
That doesn't even make sense. Because OP lacks grammer skills he wouldn't know a he from a she?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Good Lord, Doc. Please update the unofficial FAQ to add that bit about sarcasm.
5t3ff1k4h 47
...I'm not sure how it's possible to misspell a word if it's in the post you're responding to - directly in front of your face. For goodness sake, it's "grammar".
DocBastard 40
Steff, I know exactly how, but my genteel nature prohibits me from saying it. Foe, the unofficial FAQ has been edited. Too subtle?
cufaoil 11
#52, I've had a look at the unofficial FAQ.... it's still too subtle.... people just ain't gonna get to understanding sarcasm from that :D
DocBastard 40
Damn damn damn! If anyone has any less-subtle ways if conveying sarcasm, please PM me. I'll happily take credit for your work. See, that was sarcastic! Or was it...
DocBastard 40
That should be "of," of course.
cufaoil 11
well, Doc, if sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, the people who don't get it must be expert limbo dancers...
lemonypower 6
haaaaahaaaaa
rattusrattus 19
Well your FML is correct, grammatically. And "ain't" is not a word. So I wouldn't take their advice.
Dragons_corner 6
ain't is a word but ain't is also a improper word for the sentence. Also I never use the word "ain't" unless it's something like this. I was raised knowing ain't is not a word and then it became a word so it's not a word to me.