asadwa
Today, my mother told me she forgot what a verb is. I'm homeschooled, and she's my teacher. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
purpleivy
United States
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Anonymous
Not missing out on much
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
englishfail
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Slipping up
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
dumbteacher
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Anonymous
Arima, Trinidad and Tobago
Truth bombs
Today, my mother-in-law came home drunk and said to my husband, "I told you not to bring a dumb girl home." I'm a kindergarten teacher with my own private school. FML
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waveringatom 1
Tough Luck, bub.
metalhead3213 1
that's what schoolhouse rock is for.
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Comments (107)
supra23 0
you sound like your gonna be the next president!!!
marissakmnn 0
gr. I'm homeschooled as well, but there's always google?:3
Homnomnom 0
What grade are you in? First?
HMTQMadge 1
I knew as soon as I clicked on this FML there would be a flame war. Anyway OP, if you wanted to, you could try Independent Study. That's when you study by yourself from the textbooks, without a teacher. Doing it myself, and I love it.
taylorrswift 0
Did you both forget about Google?
jj20allen 0
sounds like you need to go to a real school
sheethapins 13
Fyl in the long run.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Be sure to inform her that 'Fail' is commonly used as a verb today.
kei1108 13
I'm homeschooled too but I teach myself. you should try it. you could have your mom help you a little, but I would just do it yourself if it's a repeating pattern.. haha but just because she forgot something doesn't mean she's stupid! :)
lolylol_fml 5
LAME FML