Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, I was joking to mom that at the rate I’m going I’ll have to start an OnlyFans to afford college next year. She shrugged like it was nothing because apparently prostitution got her through college and bought her her first house before she accidentally got pregnant with me. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
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goldfishgod 20
Listen to your mom, she has a point.
GRRSOM 7
Prositive influence
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Comments (144)
Kasse 4
Lol she's got high hopes for your future.
Marteeny23 19
That's a very sexy cat
indistructo 3
at least she thinks you have enough looks and body wise...
madi22511 0
Mother of the year
katcot99 11
Win-win situation :)
rubberduckie94 13
At least she thinks you are worth lots of money. The typical mom on this site would tell their child not to do it for fear they would starve.
perdix 31
Your mom's an idiot! It's only OK to be a ***** if you KEEP lots of money from the clients. If you charge a lot, but your pimp takes most of it, prostitution is morally repugnant.
muFilter 19
Being a cheap ***** is cool too, though. Because, you know, charity...
perdix 31
A cheap ***** is good news for the customers, but while she racks up the cosmic brownie points, she's also amassing the bugs and viruses. It's kind, but not practical, to provide a pubic service.
laughallday12 0
Pubic service xD
om102907 4
Who's your daddy?
agreedtodisagree 4
Your mom is bitchy.
derkster 6
Make that money gurllll
wittygirl 8
Show your mom what your made of e a lawyer and make lots of money and put her away for psychologically abusing you as a youth. Best way to prove people their wrong is to do the best you can. **** what others say.
downtime 13
47, So shes made of bitchiness and vengeance.
wittygirl 8
If someone told you they think you'd make a good hooker. I'd take it as an insult and prove to them I'm better then that. Vengeance has nothing to do with it. It's about making people see your a human being and you have value. Where is the bitchiness? It's better to respect your self then to get walked all over. But I'm sure you think differently then me.
Dracoboxer357 36
116- I half agree with you, but if someone told me I'd make a good hooker, I wouldn't be insulted. If however they said that the only thing I'd be good at is as a hooker, that'd be insulting. But I don't care if a stranger doesn't see my value, that's their setback, not mine, as long as I do respect myself, thats all that matters. (But if my mom told me that, yeah, I'd be hurt.) Improve for yourself, not to prove it to someone else. Hardly vengeance though.
downtime 13
Wheres the bitchiness? You're suggesting using what you've learnt in law to have her put away for "psychological abuse" because she made one comment. It doesn't get much bitchier or vengeful than that... They're your words, you might at least want to be able to remember them.