Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, I was joking to mom that at the rate I’m going I’ll have to start an OnlyFans to afford college next year. She shrugged like it was nothing because apparently prostitution got her through college and bought her her first house before she accidentally got pregnant with me. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
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goldfishgod 20
Listen to your mom, she has a point.
GRRSOM 7
Prositive influence
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Comments (144)
pagullarka 9
A woman is a mother, a sister friend & a wife but when she cannot be any of those then she becomes a prostitute. you are a better person, you can be better than that
downtime 13
Are you suggesting prostitutes are less than human simply because of their line of work? What a quality person you are...
honestjane 22
So a woman is defined by her relationships to other people and not her own self-worth? By that definition if she's an only child that doesn't or can't have children and doesn't marry she's already on the road to prostitution!
KiddNYC1O 22
Hard times in Canada?
TheFamilyElf 17
What did you do to make her say this?
GoldenGrizzly 7
1. Nothing wrong with being a prostitute, stripper or call girl if you want to be that. It sucks when people do it because of hard times, not because they want to... do people want to be prostitutes? Idk. 2. Your mom sounds hilarious.
Nbrandwine 7
So much for correct parenting.
TColby 12
The oldest profession in the world.
bubo_fml 11
I'm almost 100% positive her next words were not; "You don't believe me? Just ask your father!"
ElricMustang 23
It's an open invitation!
MissIrish 0
At Least Shes Supportive!
alycion 39
On this economy it's the only sure fire employment. ;)