Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
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cuz803 46
She's scum. I hope you have somewhere to stay because, at this point, being anywhere else might beat being with her. Sorry She's a homophobic jerk.
poopface82 25
I see you came out to her and she told you to eat a dick, and when you declined to do so, she showed her ugly side. I hope you have a safe place to live and supportive friends.
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cuz803 46
She's scum. I hope you have somewhere to stay because, at this point, being anywhere else might beat being with her. Sorry She's a homophobic jerk.
poopface82 25
I see you came out to her and she told you to eat a dick, and when you declined to do so, she showed her ugly side. I hope you have a safe place to live and supportive friends.
RichardPencil 32
She probably locked you out because she was afraid you might damage her carpets. Instead of pointing out the existence of lesbian prostitutes, you should have explained that a certain epithet is not to be taken literally.
HeartlessAngel00 2
If you had a brother, it would've been perfect for him to say to your mom, 'dont worry mom, I love having sex with men, so I'll do it for both of us"