Electro
Nashua, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
beerpong26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
nnniii
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
She's electric
Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML
dumbassbuffet
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot boy summer
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm a huge fan
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
That's the power of love
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Top comments
Tomato_Cheese 22
Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...
hardcorepunk87 18
Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong
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Comments (97)
kk456 20
Not cool for you, but how to?
whysobeachy 37
What?
CheekyRaccoon 27
Going to assume that you want to charge your dick up aswell?
krazy789 28
lmfao i imagined some guy with a monocle and a cane saying this.
i_live_to_vault 19
I bet the results were shocking.
syki 22
Pretty predictable, actually.
NeatNit 33
The mere thought is reVolting
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I find this comment thread electrifying, really.
DrProfessor777 16
Stop resisting, and enjoy the puns.
Dilexar 26
Very few puns on this FML are actually going to be entertaining.
JKPwnage 27
Watt are you talking about?
AviShtap 20
Man, you guys should be more direct in your opinions, and not alternating.
Tomato_Cheese 22
I believe that was a *gets shot*...
Tomato_Cheese 22
In hospital* I believe that was a-*gets electrocuted*
Yodaddy52 7
You tried too hard "and that is why you fail." *In my Yoda voice*
Tomato_Cheese 22
How did I fail exactly? I got what I wanted
whysojealous 18
What's happening in this thread?
silentknivez 16
Oh my god, just leave that shit in 2014
omgitsmoe 26
How did you even managed to do that?
hardcorepunk87 18
Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong
PePziNL 20
Stop putting your weewee where it shouldn't be
tailahjanae 14
I have a stitch. Thank you my dear.
LikeReallyBruhh 8
???... Decent life lesson
deathstroke990 22
how does that even happen
CheekyRaccoon 27
Probably humping the carpet and his dick got close to a metal object.
GeneralMotors 23
Clothing with electronegativity brushing against other clothing. That causes a charge and then it hit his naked dick
Tomato_Cheese 22
Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...
thawny_fml 21
Static shock is for amateurs. I once pissed on an electric fence.
Dilexar 26
Got drunk & humped one of those bug zappers. Sobered up pretty quick.
WCARlover 35
Well I mean don't leave us hanging, OP, how painful is it?! :p
whysobeachy 37
Very.
Jdlove2 20
How would You know
pasupathymuthu 16
Only a man can understand that pain.
itsalanis 25
I'm very static-prone, since I work with a bunch of material that causes it. I've been shocked in almost every place, but yikes. That feeling must be very uncomfortable, but at least it's super short-lived. :)
snarkytruth 37
Must have been a real hair raising experience.