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Yeoman New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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What the hell did you do?

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".

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Look her dead in the face and tell her she may have failed as a parent but not as badly as her parents obviously failed her.

Mama, we all go to hell. Mama we all go to hell. I'm writing this letter, and wishing you well. Mama we all go to hell.

It doesn't matter because I love you.!.!.!

she did right the moment she said that

Do you have siblings?

That's so messed up

Oh man this happens to me all the time. And to clarify for some people here I'm a virgin who gets okay grades and hasn't ever drank or done drugs .-.

It's okay, this happens to me all the time. You get used to it.

Well that's her problem, isn't it?

Well she probably has with that attitude'n