Yeoman
New Zealand
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
only child says fuck you mom
Holly Springs, United States
Good question
Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Jack
Asheville, United States
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
autistic RBF
RBF FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
have no mom
San Diego, United States
Thanks for the reminder
Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML
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GSP101 0
What the hell did you do?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".
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elisolauren 0
damn
derper71 3
Honesty points? Sorry OP
Melvar_10 3
lol I would just say: "Yes, you have...."
goaliemkl123 8
How do we know the next thing his mom said wasn't, "I can't believe you smoked that weed!"
GSP101 0
What the hell did you do?
himoonkey 8
Maybe he's under-age and already addicted to drugs or beer. Or maybe she's disappointed that he probaly had sex too early
jon120ukfan 2
Mom's saying, "I should have swallowed you.."
kathuzada 6
He probably likes country.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Or I shouldve put u on my hair
amoscore 5
It could be your siblings and not you, OP.
Ecklcakes 15
Introduce her to OP's long lost sister?
cadillacgal79 32
51-There is nothing wrong with country, If somebody likes a different genre of music than you than there is no need to hate on it, simple as that, you can say you don't care for it and leave it at that.
babygap1877 0
Well, what did you do to make her say that?
twinny_sc 13
44 Come out of the closet. No point in hiding it.
Blueglasscup 18
Yeah sure because it's just that damn simple to come out.
shrdlu 28
#44: Read the play "Death of a Salesman." One of the characters (Biff) was everything you're not, and still discovers he's a failure.
shrdlu 28
Blueglasscup 18
At first when I read this I thought it was because OP's mom thought he was ugly.
ewputthataway 0
Thats what I thought o-0 I was thinking: "Daammnnn coollddd...."
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".
bizarre_ftw 22
Nice stealing my idea! .... From my head.... As I was commenting it..... >:( *glare*
DKParth13 5
7 I think #5s picture explains his response to your comment
airforce987 20
I'm not sure how your comment below is the same as 5's....
DKParth13 5
Your name is quite disturbing!!
blond3tt3 0
dayum straight .
bizarre_ftw 22
Here's what'cha do. Look her dead in the eye and say "I know" then slip in to your leather ass-less chaps, grab your ball gag and whip, call up some 'friends' to meet you at a preappointed hotel room for your weekly 'game', then hop onto the back of a large black motorcycle driven by some large, creepy looking biker dude, and finally: wave good bye to mummy and say "I love you!" (then as an after thought) "you can't get pregnant in the ass, right?! Ah, I'll figure it out, no worries!" (btw, vultures, I do know op is a guy, and no, I have no issue with LGBT people)
Savra_fml 17
Don't know what issues you have,....but you do have some.
MarjoCupcake 11
Goodness gracious, you are irritating.
13FTW 9
What the ****. Normally I thumb up for long comments because, the commenter took some effort but, after reading that, I'd rather shit lead logs out of my ass. (Previous FML reference)
Jimster1712 0
Sometimes bitches like you need to shut the f**ck up
murdersquirrel 15
"hop onto a large black motorcycle" There are so many things not funny about that comment.
FranzFerdinand 18
Lead logs? You shouldn't have to deal with that. I hear there's medication to turn them back into floaty flakers… 8D Hm, her comment wasn't thaaat bad. Just annoying, haha.
DKParth13 5
Just stop trying!!
luccmon 6
People that say goodness gracious are irritating...
EvilCupcake8361 9
6: not one of my favorite comments of yours but nice effort, here's a cookie.
bizarre_ftw 22
Yay, my attempt at majorly trolling has succeeded!!! ^_^ I feel Quite accomplished
leadman1989 16
The truth hurts... I suggest a really really late term abortion. :D Problem solved.
Tdevonner 0
Im always tryna preach post partum abortion!...but then casey anthony took me seriously lol
Savra_fml 17
Just say "no, mum. You have failed at life in general. Good thing I am not like you otherwise I would be a failure too."
Melinadesu 3
Mother, I am disappoint.
himoonkey 8
I never knew someone named their child disappoint. o_0
AmeliaBadelia 0
Maybe you failed her as a child...?
Captain0bv10us 0
*facepalm*
Primal 1
*facedesk*
Jimster1712 0
*faceknife*
Jimster1712 0
*faceknife*