Yeoman
New Zealand
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
only child says fuck you mom
Holly Springs, United States
Good question
Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Jack
Asheville, United States
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
autistic RBF
RBF FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
have no mom
San Diego, United States
Thanks for the reminder
Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML
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GSP101 0
What the hell did you do?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".
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Comments (118)
KK3137 31
At least she isn't blaming you...
KK3137 31
At least she isn't blaming you...
thejedi08 10
what did you do???
tj4234 36
I like how your name is 'yeoman', which is a type of peasant.
Tdevonner 0
Pshh thats nothing. I was a highrisk pregnanxy for my mom that 3 diff doctors, including a stricf religious dr told her on 3 seperate ocassions she needed to abort and she has told me numerous times she regrets not taking the oppurtunity when she had the chance. I told her i regret it too tho lol!
bl3ad3l 4
well has she?
zebralover23 14
Woow, she fails as a parent just for saying that.
Greenpenguin999 7
I wish my parents would admit that. Then they'd admit that everything I do is their fault :D
The_mess_up 4
I wonder what you did wrong
MonroeHoe 6
That sucks, I know how you feel, my Aunt Said pretty much the same thing to me, twice. XD