Yeoman
New Zealand
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
only child says fuck you mom
Holly Springs, United States
Good question
Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
chee
United States
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Jack
Asheville, United States
Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
autistic RBF
RBF FML
Today, my mother screamed at me for the millionth time for “giving her a dirty look” as if I could see my own face. I’m just tired. I just wish people would pay attention to my words and not my face. FML
have no mom
San Diego, United States
Thanks for the reminder
Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML
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GSP101 0
What the hell did you do?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Look her dead in the face and say "This wouldnt be the case if you hadn't failed to use a condom".
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Comments (118)
ajandrews 3
Hahaha my life exactly
CherryOnTop222 7
My mum says that to me all the time :( i get A grades at college, never drink or do drugs, i am engaged to be married but am still a virgin for the religeous reasons she shares, i cook dinner for my whole family every night and work two jobs...i even give her neck massages when i get home. What am i doing wrong?
Dilwann 27
The only thing I can think of would be 'standing up for yourself' or 'going out' - but those sound rather weird. Just quit doing most of that, she's the mom and she should be taking care of you instead of the other way around.
Battleking142 11
Hey, her fault, right?
DumbassRoaster 22
Ok, I'm 5 years late, but why is this in the "Love" category?