Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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scenebarbie123 0
Sneeze on her and freak her out
chaoticxxxmess 3
Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.
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Comments (138)
lulu1918 0
Let's hope she didn't pass on her IQ level to your husband.
deefan101 11
Wow.... Sounds like she needs to go to dumb ass class!
Gemmy_44 7
Hey, consider it a blessing in disguise. You won't get that kind of proof from any real doctor, so therefore you won't have to go visit this moron. Let your hubs go deal with her and just send her a card at birthdays and holidays. I'm sure you'll still get slapped with some of her stupid occasionally via your husband, but enjoy this time now while you have an easy out before she changes her mind about cat allergy being contagious (that's hilarious, btw). Sadly, she'll have lots of company in Idiotville. No shortage of completely stupid, clueless people these days.
sunlovinmama 1
I'm liking this idea. Great excuse to not be stuck having to deal with her much. Let her keep thinking that and enjoy your luck in having a dumb mother-in-law.. The rest of us will be jealous
caviar_fml 2
why do you live with his parents?
dd809 9
It doesn't say anywhere in the post that they live with his parents.
ericFKNspangler 0
At least we know you're not a lesbian... Thank god.
justalilcrazy 3
some people need to go back to school
dd809 9
Not necessarily. Way too many people just lack common sense.
Haidee 0
How is she going to have dumb babies? Her mother in law said it .. Dumbass!
CuDiLuVeR 8
Exactly. The husband being the father, would pass on the "stupid" genes to their children. So, as a matter of fact, they are not a dumbass.
qhostred 0
Tell her that it's highly contagious then sneeze like crazy.then videotape her reaction
thehoneybadger 10
Oh dear.
InYourAtmosphere 0
Tell her you'll only stay there if she gets a signed doctor's note that her stupidity isn't contageous.
Shadow_Phantom 26
^ lmao Seriously, FYL... she's probably just looking for an excuse to kick you out, though.