Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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Top comments
scenebarbie123 0
Sneeze on her and freak her out
chaoticxxxmess 3
Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.
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Comments (138)
chelsey76 6
Wow...you should tell her you'll bring your doctors note as long as she brings one proving that her stupidity isn't contagious...what a dumb B
tsim_fml 0
6 already mentioned that
tsim_fml 0
oh my bad didnt read your second post :/
Steven696 6
Well did you get proof?
cdbank3 0
I remember when I used to put perverted pics for my profile
Steven696 6
It's just a plastic cup bro'
chelsey76 6
Ha sorry captobvious...your post hadn't shown up before I wrote mine...I like the way you think tho lol
Icejza_DaChilla 7
This is when you say "You are soo dumb", then go to the google machine to prove it.
abb31897 0
What's she been smoking?
Weetart 8
And I thought idiocracy couldn't reach a new low. Op's mother-in-law just took the cake. Congrats.
thegreatbigwhite 2
You're the idiot for thinking idiocracy is the same thing as idiocy.
Weetart 8
Hahaha lol you got me. No wonder it seemed a little funny. I mean idiocy. Thanks for the correction, but no need to call me an idiot. Thanks.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
cats suck
yamatelle 19
What kind of a man does not like pussy?!
Jays7 10
Oh oh I know I know! a man that never gets some.
CynicalDepressio 6
You suck.
stormchaser24 24
Wow. Just type on up on the computer and have it signed by Bob The Doctor. She sound stupid anyway.
champjb 0
SHE is a dipass
indistructo 3
wait... does this mean they aren't 0.0