Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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scenebarbie123 0
Sneeze on her and freak her out
chaoticxxxmess 3
Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.
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Comments (138)
perdix 31
She probably doesn't want to catch Salmonella. What is it with the outburst of morons lately? Oh, shit, Rick Perry will probably become president!
brianjman14 23
This is about cats, Perdix. Not salmon.
thewife5 19
Brian doesn't keep up on FML very well.. The rest of us get it tho. Poor Brian
yamatelle 19
The 2012 prophecy of The Rise of the Planet of the Idiots is all coming true, isn't it? ****, I'm scared.
brianjman14 23
48, I was actually trying to make a reference to a story a few FMLs below.
KushMastaDisasta 3
Actually 48- if you don't get the salmon joke, then you clearly don't read FMLs to the end. Poor 48.
patrickalamo 48
There are pills for Allergies but not for stupid.
WCARlover 35
Wow let's hope that the apple fell far from the tree in your husbands case...
bubo_fml 11
That's a gift from the Gods! If you play your cards right, you'll never have to visit the crazy old bat!!
brianjman14 23
She's trolling you.
Legendslayer222 26
I don't know what would be a bigger FML, that she is extremely stupid or that she would use the dumbest excuses to try to keep you away.
mohammadkm95 6
Throw a cat at her face and ask her if she feels any rashes or a sneeze happening lmao
Blutwurst 0
Omg your family is so stupid
jadee000 0
Wow
happymum_fml 10
Call your doctor for a note and make his/her day!!! Lmao!
fishing12345 2
I would do that