Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
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AngeloDiCielo 4
Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...
hennessy89 34
Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!
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Comments (128)
RomanBeauty 0
Keep her away from the ovens...
chameleon28 16
Friday the 13th man...
ryanbeast 7
Unless she has mental health issues or dementia/Alzheimer's kick her out (if your wife lets you).
ladyLALAA 29
Hitler won Times person of the year once, can't be all bad..
washingtonguy 0
New wife=new mother in law....?
seafoam11 8
Lay down the law early on. Your house, your rules. Hopefully you guys can connect and it won't be that bad, but she needs to respect your household and she needs to know that she is a guest and you won't stand her crap. Good luck OP.
T1A2Z3 35
Not OP's house. Clearly he has his own rules to follow including letting his wife have her own mother stay in her own house... if he doesn't like that maybe he can get his own place.
alsgirl 24
Mother in Law *scrambles* Woman Hitler
wittygirl 8
Assisted living or old folks home all the way
wittygirl 8
Assisted living or old folks home all the way
Regmeister 10
Make her "go missing..." if ya catch my drift. Nah, just salute her next time. She'll catch the hint.