Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my toxic mother-in-law's retirement plans include moving in with us when she gets old. The death glares I’m getting from my wife right now are so worth the satisfaction I got from telling that evil old bat I’d burn the house down first before I let her move into it with us. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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Top comments
saraitkddh 47
It is obvious that she is doing this out if evil intentions so maybe try to put her in a nursing home and visit her every week at least.
legendforge 5
Yeah it's totally acceptable to say no to that.
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Comments (110)
saraitkddh 47
It is obvious that she is doing this out if evil intentions so maybe try to put her in a nursing home and visit her every week at least.
voltroz 18
She deserve it
erjgyflover 18
That's exactly what I was thinking
froggyjade 16
Tell her no!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya simple as that. it's your life op and your house. don't let people push you around.
urbantrashcan 18
Mother in maw.
Vaginabutter 15
Monster in law
legendforge 5
Yeah it's totally acceptable to say no to that.
howsthisforaname 34
Say no. Don't even let her stay until she "sorts out something else" once she gets through the door you won't get rid of her. Please update to let us know what happens,
odod777 28
Try telling her "no" politely.
CatLady4Lyf 30
Tell her she can pitch a tent in the backyard.
Schrypt 15
Whilst he's pitching a tent in his wife's backyard ;)
chadermcchaf 16
Tell her no. Just because she's your mother in "maw" doesn't mean you can't say no...
thatnucca 36
It's time to grow some balls... Freeloaders should be rebuked very early in their game...
jerryj 27
Your advice on growing balls...tell me more on how to achieve this.
MossyMegaMan 20
It's more transplant than growth.
foxwasalamb 24
man, this fml and the other. mother in maw, and then the other fml about the ugly daughter has an extra comma where one doesn't need to be. anyone else notice?
SnakeEye_454 10
She could be lonely? Or I guess we could stick with evil.
Zomg_Okay 27
Maybe she is lonely. That still doesn't give her the right to impose herself on others.