Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
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AngeloDiCielo 4
Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...
hennessy89 34
Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!
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Comments (128)
euamo 0
Good luck bro!!
jayemdoubleyou 1
She hates Jews?
rcus98 0
Sucks for you
kickboxingchick 5
It's your girlfriends apartment, not yours. So live with or get your own place.
kickboxingchick 5
**wifes
redhead6 9
Yeah... That sucks.
cinderella10383 6
Dumb question but moved in to your wife's apartment, Don't you mean your apartment?
Akharr01 5
Hitler vs. darth vader best thing ever
CrazyManNo9 29
Moved into your wife's apartment? Really? Isn't it your apartment too? Did you agree or just roll over and play stupid? Oh, here is a clue. If she is going to be there a year, don't expect her to move out ever.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Are you retarded? People move into their boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance(e)'s homes all the time - I guess in this case it would be wife's. So no, it's not necessarily his apartment too.
Immoral 0
Mother of God
punchline_fml 5
She sounds wunderbar