Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
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AngeloDiCielo 4
Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...
hennessy89 34
Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!
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Comments (128)
Empleh 4
I am confused, OP makes it sound like him and his wife lives in two different places. If that is the case than what is the problem?
ChaosAngel17 14
So is she short? German? Or both?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Neither, she just has an epic mustache.
ChaosAngel17 14
Or does she have all three?
RamenForTheWin 10
A short German woman with black hair, an epic mustache, and a Jewish mother (which makes her Jewish) and who is a vegetarian, a painter, and also hates the Jewish community. That is the woman Hitler.
shoopd 19
Too far man...too far.
RamenForTheWin 10
Well, pardon me. I apologize, for I did not intend to offend anyone.
antart3 18
Sounds like my mom OP... ;(
bubo_fml 11
Check her crotch, if she has a single ********, then yes, ol' toothbrush 'stache is back...
haydent_fml 3
Please tell me you aren't Jewish!
perdix 31
You need to go Eisenhower all over her ass!
DalekScythe 0
Op, dress up like Darth Vader and challenge her to a rap battle!
salsa324 0
This is the time where you text around the house so she doesn't here you.
tigrouficele2012 44
I do nazi why this is such a big deal.
t765234 10
I'm sure heil figure it out eventually.
sadistmonkey 19
Wow. You compared your mother-in-law to a genocidal maniac. If you're gonna come up with metaphor, at least come up with something creative instead of trivializing what Hitler did. Just for that, YDI.
Kraft92 8
I can understand your pain, my fiancé's mother is two pounds of crazy in a half pound bag.
mom2pen 4
Gotta remember that one.