Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
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AngeloDiCielo 4
Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...
hennessy89 34
Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!
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Comments (128)
mom2pen 4
Apply for that show on TLC, Monster-in-Law. They work miracles.
Clamcreepy 7
I would say plan an attack to blow her up or something..like on "inglorious bastard" buttttt....your wife might not approve
bassdownlow11 1
Run! Run fast! Dang I feel for ya
acidburnz1107 10
Hiel MIL! ... Does she only want blonde haired blue eyed grand babies?
aubzdall 6
I'm pretty sure she isn't Hitler's reincarnation. She could be the Antichrist perhaps but if she was Hitler, with her being old, I'm pretty sure she would have screwed the world over by now, not just you....if she starts talking about any superior race though....I recommend you drown her and say she hit her head in the tub.
joshdairyman 6
m-o-t-h-e-r i-n l-a-w mix the letters around w-o-m-a-n h-i-t-l-e-r
Hammer01 8
OP, "my wife's 2 bedroom apartment" makes no sense......
T1A2Z3 35
His wife has an apartment with two bedrooms... 1,2 I know it's a big number!! What on Earth don't you understand? A wife is a person you marry. An apartment is a few rooms in a big building that people live in. It belongs to their wife because bought it. Two is the number after one. A bedroom is a room with a bed where you sleep... I really do not see your confusion.
them34 4
Anagram for 'mother in law' is 'woman hitler'. Check it.
anzie_fml 9
This has been established three times already. Check it.
harryduck7 0
Trap her somewhere and surround her hopefully she will commit suicide just like hitler
ann45 2
'Mother in law' rearranged spells out 'woman hitler.' I feel for you OP.
KiddNYC1O 22
We're freaking aware.
Escalators 1
What crawled up your ass and left a mother-in-law hatchling?