Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
Cazly_420 0
YDI for marrying a controlling prick. Geez, you women will construct a relationship with anything these days...
danecroft1 0
dump his sorry ass
EmiDaShogun 0
That is just messed up, you deserve better than that. Just my opinion.
emdre 0
so this means you live at your husbands moms house..maybe you should reconsider your marriage
righttorule 0
You married the guy & have only just noticed his mother is psycho and he's a limp dick? You are either stupid or desperate or both in which case you are screwed honey!
stewpididiot 11
****!!! cut off AGAIN !!! ...as I was saying, you need to go into your monster in laws purse, find your little hubbys BAlls and staple them back on the little queer. then, go out in the yard and see if you can find a nice stick to replace his ******* spine!! why is it I often submit a comment only to find little more than the first sentence published?? my comments aren't nearly as long winded and tiresome as some of you gas bags. hahahahahahah
Cazzybum 11
You're a grown married woman. Your mother in law "grounded you (do you live with her?? how is she going to enforce this rule??)"... and your husband agreed... Time to find a divorce lawyer, dear.
rosiegrewup 0
In all seriousness: you need to get out of that relationship and away from that family. That level of control over someone is a really, really bad sign.
and1_mixture24 0
how old are you again? and mother in law? hah flush that fag.
terror_twins 0
You should leave now hah. Seriously.