Crystal_da_thing
Australia
Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
Crystal_da_thing tells us more.
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
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patrickalamo 48
See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
kittykath32 22
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.
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damnrightbxtch 8
I'm pretty sure australia has monkeys.
Staresti 6
Nope. Literally first result on google when I searched "australia monkeys"
kirbs19 37
Awesome!
brand125 17
1 - for being pretty sure your pretty wrong
hotshot0185 15
They are called aborigines here.
LeashaJoy5595 28
Actually, 1 is pretty right considering OP got attacked by one. There just isn't supposed to be lol
SkullsRules1 26
I'm Australian and i didn't think we had any wild monkeys
Colon_Man 17
Are we sure it wasn't just a very large scorpion? Or killer koala?
Emmamazing 26
Austalia had monkeys...
starile 20
They all swam away in the Great Ape Migration.
FluffyPandas156 13
#2 said had, meaning they used to. I don't think anyone even understood what he stated.
riffehunter 16
but they still never had any primates.
dogearmy 4
(australia is a continent)
patrickalamo 48
See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
Turtle_Man 21
I noticed you said nothing about eat no monkey
xninix_fml 36
@27 Why the **** would someone eat a monkey? :/
gemstone586 12
my dad has, unwittingly... travel in some poor countries and you'll eat a lot of strange things...
trulypar 34
To #44 Some cultures eat monkey's brains...sounds gross to me.
TallMist 32
Suddenly reminded of Drake & Josh.
JMichael 26
They sneak over the border from time to time and attack unsuspecting bystanders.
aussie99 3
lol you know that Australia's an island right? must've come by boat........ banana boat!
jojimugo 20
#4 Undocumented monkeys
SkullsRules1 26
Yep! They swim from Indonesia down ro Australia :,)
WildJaw 15
Well that was some ape shit.
kittykath32 22
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.
extrasnipes 22
No, just ape shit
marleypuckpuck 22
I need more details on this omg
ThatllDoDonkey 9
You would be surprised at the things me and shrek have found in Duloc...
ShrekFromDuloc 6
I can vouch for donkey. My ass never lies ☺️
SystemofaBlink41 27
You are love. You are life.
laden_swallow09 35
Shrek is dreck!
cadillacgal79 32
Duloc is.....Duloc is.....Duloc is the perrrfect PLACE!!!!!!!!
AGB10 19
Maybe they were revolting to be allowed back in.
julianbozikovic 20
I guess you can never be too prepared for anything...even monkeys!