Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Logic
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Nice try, Mom
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Rebel yell
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
5oforlife 0
a serious WTF here. married and still getting grounded...and not even from your own parents !??!?!?!!?
MeredithDerek 0
Divorce. Now.
greeneye_fml 12
I hope you told them to **** off.
prydeboi16 0
don't wish death wish gull stones :P
indianabummer 0
I second that...wth??? Please go ahead and drink w/e cyanide kool aid they are serving at whatever backwater cult you live in. Marriage is a PARTNERSHIP not whatever the hell lil master/slave relationship you are implying here.
MrFhrog 1
Your are how old and ur mother in law is still trying to ground you? I think she needs to grow up a little and realize that you are not a child.
blastvortex 4
FYL for having batty relatives, but YDI for disrespecting your elders. You have obligations to fulfill. If you're going to break rules, then expect to get punished. Duh. On the other hand, if you're old enough to get out, then you have even less of an excuse. Try again.
me5 0
U live in a backyard tent?
Shadymutton 7
Tell him you'd rather be punished by HIM than his mother... and if he wants your respect he should take you over his knee and take care of business himself!! :-D
Jagerbomb14 0
you're a ****** grown woman. how can u be grounded?