Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
youradhere 0
tell them both to go **** themselves
fernando1980 0
what a ****** your husband is!!! **** that leave him!!
not_an_angel 0
you totally deserved it for... you have gotten married WAY to soon if you never discoverd before your mother in law is a idiot and her son a mammas boy and that they want to take a away allll your freedom get real, and take charce
arjee63 0
Honey you need to either lay down your OWN law or just leave. This is only going to get worse.
OhGodNotAnother1 0
Now would be a good time to put up a WTF.com somewhere. Or at least a button.
KatieSaysWahh 0
@320: No kidding. And seriously. YDI if you sit there and let her say that to you and you're crazy if you put up with your husband... I'd get the hell away from both of them.
confucious 0
how do you get grounded if you're married, retard?
jesusfreakftl 0
You're a crazy f**ker. Seriously, religion is the poison of the mind. Care to produce any of these "scientific studies" which supposedly prove the preposterous claim that women inherently want to be dominated by men? Or are you going to follow in the tradition of that fairy tale book you referenced and pull sh** out of your a**?
jake316 0
let me get this straight. your old as **** mother-in-law grounded you even though you're a grown ass woman. and mama's boy of a husband is okay with that. and he says if you don't obay it wont work out. well tell that lazy ass husband of yours to get up off his ass, go find a real ******* job and and buy a house.and if he cant do that leave his ass for a real man or go gay and get a real woman.
ChocolateEclaire 0
115 What about thermal baths? Sulfur is good for you and it can clear acne....