Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
brunettesara5722 17
screw the mom n her son leave him n the whole lame family he has
mad_hatter0666 22
are you freaking serious? that family is messed up. tell her to go to hell and your husband to go **** himself.
lizaferxo 0
uhmmm u must either be the biggest pussy in the world or you and your husband are expecting a big inheritance from her when she croaks.
kristi_nisbett 0
so u married him AND his mom basically. fail
soldierinarms 0
I hate mother in laws!! they piss me off and I'm only a kid
HurriKane4 0
no offense but I would have told my husband grow the hell up I'm a grown ass women not a child. my mother in law can't ground me wtf is that shit. and if he's not man enough to stand up to his mom then sweetie you have more issues then you can even realize.
GailLeeRussell 2
whoa. what the hell. there are so many things that are wrong with this. 1. your mother in law grounding you. what's up with that? you're like not 17 and under anymore.you can do whatever the **** you please to. 2. She grounded you over the 'dangerous rain' uhm..well than, okay. if she wants to be completley abnormal, her choice I guess. 3. your husband. Wtf. he can't freak over something as obnoxious as that. I sudgest you leave them.
thoughtcriminal7 3
YDI for marrying a big ******* baby and for taking both their shit.
insanity456 0
Are you a middle eastern living in a joint family? Cuz this sounds mad familiar.
SuperSukh 6
Well then. What's it gonna be? A dumbfuck or your happiness?