Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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noobgang7 5
she needs to die
sparkey0127 0
tell him if he's serious he won't work out
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Comments (232)
queen_rosie1994 12
To put things more eloquently: you're a grown woman, can make your own choices and ergo shouldn't have to listen to your mother-in-law (not your mom, who you'd likely respect more anyway); you've likely driven long enough and well enough to make the "dangerous rain" less of a factor than mom-in-law is thinking; and the fact that your husband thinks you "won't work out" if you submit to these illogical arguements is just a bad sign.
Torunn 13
That's pathetic, on both of their parts.
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
It just means she cares, not. FYL AND LYH!!!!!
taserlase 2
this is just plain sad. he's a married man who is evidently still on the tit. i think its ti.e to run.
pottymouthpanda 0
please do urself a favor n divorce him , dats messed up
MiMs09 1
mommas boy! he doesnt have the balls to stand up for u or ur marriage u do it and leave that dumbass!
Gagle 0
Are you serious?!? WTF?!?!? Say bye now!!
newburton13 26
Momma's boy! And a mother who can't let go. Just leave him, lest you get arrested for marrying a child.
BG_caligrown 0
F that. beat her ass
SkoomaKi 28
You're going to take that from that she-devil?!