Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
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karmicsamadi86 9
Look on the bright side, in a couple of months you'll have a beautiful baby and you'll have forgotten all about the morning sickness you had!
Drew167 8
The good thing is baby's are a blessing so congrats and hopefully it goes away soon!(:
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Lauralea2010LOL 5
Aww that sucks! I kind of forgot how terrible morning sickness is! (it was almost a year ago that i had it pretty bad) Hopefully it gets better soon, so you can enjoy feeling that baby kicking inside you! :) Those 9 months go by fast, even if it feels slow right now, trust me!
darkangel752 2
I feel for you, I had the same thing with all my pregnancies.... But on the bright side, it doesn't last forever and you get your baby :) best of luck :)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
If it was one of those little fake Play-Doh meals...I don't blame you. They look nasty and smell even worse.
unknown_user5566 27
But if it wasn't a fake Play-Doh meal, you WOULD blame her?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Ah, no. Just a figure of speech. And bad childhood experiences.
unknown_user5566 27
I can't wait to get pregnant someday, but I'm definitely not looking forward to morning sickness. Try eating bananas between meals- I've heard that helps reduce the amount/severity of morning sickness. Hope it gets better for you, OP. :)
GothicAngel17 24
Bananas made mine worse :/
juunebug 2
Diclectin is your friend, OP! Ask your doctor for a prescription. Also, ginger ale really helped me when I was preggo. :)
spottyblanket 8
Try some ginger or grapefruit juice op. Hope you feel better soon
constipatedlady 0
You're pregnant YDI, if you want to complain about life, use birth control.
ohmandapants 17
^ are you ******* serious? You insensitive jackass. She's pregnant so she deserves to puke everywhere at the very thought of food? Shut up. Also, your comment makes no sense. If she wants to complain about life, use birth control? That makes sense.
the_anti_hipster 7
33--no wonder you're such a heartless bastard. You're constipated. Take a laxative and shut the hell up.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Maybe you really are constipated because it seems like you're full of shit (ha). Anyway, what if she was planning for the baby? I've heard morning sickness is no joke.
xXfrostXx 9
Genius (sarcasm) *insert meme here*
spinx13 0
If you don't like the side effects don't get pregnant. YDI
1crabbygirl 10
Pregnancy can be a rough ride, yes, but that is how we become graced with thinkers like you. So it's all worth it. So glad I stopped with one really, really good one!
_wraith 15
Pregnancy is absolutely insane and the "side affects" vary and can be very permanent. That being said, saying "if you don't like it, don't get pregnant" is probably the stupidest thing I've heard in a while (and I've watched a documentary on the Westboro Baptist Church, so congratulations). If women based their decision to reproduce solely on the comfort factor of pregnancy, there would be a whole lot less people in the world. Thanks for thinking, 36. Never reproduce.
TheDrudgeChild 4
40 - the world is overpopulated, I'd prefer it if more women did think twice before having kids...
kit4kat11 8
Congratulations on becoming a mother, OP! On the bright side, supposedly the more morning sickness you have, the stronger your pregnancy hormones are, which in turn means a healthy baby. However when I was pregnant, that still didn't help me when I was having my "all day" sickness either. My daughter is definitely worth it though!
tildoorf84 7
ydi for unprotected sex
Akazuki 26
47, some people actually WANT to have kids. Not everyone who is expecting a child is a teenager who "forgot" to use a condom.