Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
enjoy
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Anonymous
Butter fingers
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Revenge?
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
BellaBabii32
Time to scramble
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Anonymous
The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Top comments
JMichael 26
Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.
Neekovolwf 22
That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable
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Comments (31)
Neekovolwf 22
That sucks OP hopefully everything inside is replaceable
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I hope you didn't have much money in there or any irreplaceable objects or photos. Sadly my first thought was "at least it wasn't your phone" until I realized a wallet full of stuff likely has more value.
JMichael 26
Looks like you'll be taking a late night adventure at 3am dressed all in black to retrieve the treasure you have lost.
MrSassypants 34
Dressed all in black? That's no fun. Dress up as a turtle and bring a pizza.
richardglasscock 10
Holy shit. That's awful.
CheekyRaccoon 27
This can somehow be turned into a metaphor. Something about loosing money to a hole that's wet. Sorry about your wallet through OP.
grabyourhooks 12
Trying a little too hard bud.
CheekyRaccoon 27
Yeah, I must admit it's not my finest work. I Probably should stick to making funny obscure scenarios and bad puns.
Dawnoftime 12
Go down into the sewers and find it. Just watch out for clowns.
Sora_McKain 36
We all float down here.
curlytop101 23
That awful moment when a cliche really does come true... Sorry about your luck, OP!
Tomryan279 10
Bye a stick and chewing gum to get your wallet.
ohSNAPyall 27
Get on The Price Is Right and win you some Plinko!
alexjoseph5575 18
Murphy's Law at its finest.
A1NoSauce 17
Time to put those fishing skills to use!