Today, my sister told me she is getting married and asked me to be the Co-Maid of Honor. Who is the first maid of honor? Her cat. She is serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML
Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She's my favorite sister, who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. FML
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
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Druu 53
"Izzy, hear meowt. I know you're feline left out, but Captain Fluffy is very dear to me."
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Is the co-best man a dog? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Druu 53
"Izzy, hear meowt. I know you're feline left out, but Captain Fluffy is very dear to me."
Glowworm56 27
Is the cat going to wear a little dress and have a bouquet of catnip?
Clive Wakeham 7
is the cat going to organize your hens night?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Is the co-best man a dog? Inquiring minds want to know.
jessicasoho 13
With every cat, one grows more stronger.
Mae342 25
well that's going to be a CATtastrophe
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet the bachelorette party is going to get pretty *wait on in* catty.
raven_of_azarath 35
Not gonna lie, if I get married, I kinda want my cats to be my ring bearer and flower girl. I'll have kids to, but the kids will carry the cats. I have a tuxedo cat, so of course I want him in my wedding wearing a cute little bow tie.
Tante Sam 23
Her marriage, her rules, get over it.
andre3567 3
Accept and don't organize a bachelorette party. As soon as she asks why none has been thrown all you have to do is shrug your shoulders and say "I don't know, that's the first maid of honor's responsibility. You'll have to talk to her."
PennyLane27 32
I love this level of passive-aggressive assholery!
TaoShaman 24
So because she's not the sole maid of honor, she should throw a passive aggressive tantrum? It's not a big deal. Her sister wanted her cat in her wedding. It sounds like the cat is a better choice anyway. What if her sister doesn't want a bachelorette party? What then?