Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
enonymous 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's now a Bullseye target for your next BF and the pearl necklace he'd like to give you.
Freeze_fml 17
Nothing wrong with looking classy.
Fountainel 0
Then make sure the bottom of your boobs are showing then you can say to your mom hey, you can't see the circle
Enslaved 38
Then the mom will just get out the red marker again. Think McFly think! Lol
RedPillSucks 33
he was going for humor, not logic... well, I thought it was funny.... *slinks away*
Gerrito 0
Breasts, breasts, breasts, beasts! Wait, what was this all about?
ImTheAlpha 30
It was about boobies. Which are awesome.
yamatelle 19
She is trying to protect you. **** are probably one of the only things that men look down upon and still approve.
lrr11 0
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What a bitch
rattusrattus 19
When I was a kid I gave myself a 'tattoo' with permanent marker. It washed off after a week, which is good because I don't have to live with a terribly-drawn pikachu for the rest of my life. So, OP, you will probably lose the line after a shower or two. However, FYL for having an immature mother who can't just say "you are NOT leaving the house like that". I would be disturbed if anyone but my partner touched my breasts - even to just draw a line.
mspeacock 6
It's her mom.. "disturbed" cuz your mother touched you? Are you 12? We're not talking molestation.. Just a mom who doesn't want her daughter looking like a *****. I say kudos to the mom for stepping up and being a responsible parent.
Mad_Alien 8
I was not aware that you could draw red things with red markers. Thank you
bizarre_ftw 22
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Her mum is a little creepy and over protective. Throwing away shirts no matter what? What if op bought the thing herself? The mum is a bitch and op should erase the circle and either leave it that way or draw it lower down. Honestly idk why people make such a big deal over sharpie! Take a full minute, soap, hot water, and a facecloth and rub the wet soapy facecloth lightly in small circles over the sharpie mark. By the time 60 seconds are up it'll be completely gone or mostly faded, keep going like that and it'll be completely gone eventually, and by eventually I mean no longer than three minutes and that's a Lot of extra time .
stephyloo 0
this is awesome! shes not trying to make you amish just keep you clothed. Nobody wants to see everything hanging out