Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
lovemyself1469_fml 0
That's a great idea :) like I tell my kids, there are enough creeps out there don't give them an excuse or reason to look.... We just want to protect our children, take comfort in the fact that your mom loves you
havocmike 3
Your mom is right. Everyone likes a slutty dresser but no one really respects them. Just sayin
MzBitzy 4
I wish more moms would do something like that - including mine. Your mom did you a favor.
BloodyMary666 24
And u just let her draw on ur boobs? WTF?
DjeePee 25
Yeah, I know, talking doesn't always work, but it's better to give it a serious try. And yes, a mother is not truely equal as her daughter, just like a teacher isn't truely equal as his/her students, but in both cases it's preferable to act like they are. Until the point they cross the line, then you have to show who's the boss, but still in a respectable way. This FML just reminds me about my teenage years. My father often threatened to throw away my stuff and I hated him just for saying things like that. My mother had never a reasonable talk with me, she just demanded that I listened to her 'because she was smarter than me' and she often reacted hysterical. It ruined our relationship for many years. I just think more parents should try to communicate with their children on a mature way.
emleahlie 0
Parenting: She's doing it right.
tajemaha28 4
You know it'll wash off right??
RedPillSucks 33
agreed. I just see too many kids calling their parents "bitch" and acting the fool, so there's a sore spot there.
n_epic_fail 14
So I guess you had to return that playboy bunny costume you got for Halloween. Yea, FYL
david12z 0
She cares that her daughter doesn't look like a prostitute because if you dress like one you will be treated like one and will end up getting raped and killed and dumped in s ditch. I mean Im a guy yeah I wanna see some Breasts but dont walk around with them all out like some girls