Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
op_156_fml 3
@18...genius solution....but if your not 18 then moms right....if you are over 18.....grow up get a job and move out..... I did
FYLDeep 26
Just remember, she shouldn't have had to do this.
vsat207 0
At least now there's likely to be one less baby mama in the world
nawafm 8
Just wash it and she won't see it ever.
rein 8
X marks the spot for buried treasures but I guess in your case it would be a circle ;)
SnowFlakeInAK 7
I had to do this to my youngest daughter,but she's 11 and built like an adult. Us moms are just trying to keep you age appropriate and keep your butt out of any "trouble" with boys. As I tell my girl, I do it because I love you and want you to grow up with morals and respect for yourself.
dreamering 16
Add two more circles about 10 inches from your mom's circle and connect them with a tube drawing.
RedPillSucks 33
They'll probably call her "bong chest" at school. All the boys will gather round and try to see who can "smoke" her.
FYLDeep 26
Just like there aren't positive correlations between fast food and weight gain, power and corruption, and smoke and fire. It would be preposterous to think otherwise.
laurbear12 3
Umm no one said anything about that..
Snafuusmc 12
Idk what to say..,
zebraface 15
Then don't say anything. It's really not that complicated.