Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
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Top comments
boydeee01 7
Take her meth, then lecture her back.
davexs 10
First try getting her help and if she doesnt want or doesnt help if you are 18 or above move but you cant let her take you down with her.
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Comments (157)
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, wait 5 years, get a mirror and tell her to look in it. See if she still thinks it's okay.
EngageZoo5 8
id move out.
tf5f89 7
It's absurd enough for her to think you should to be okay with her being a drug addict, but does she seriously believe you should be okay with her selling your bed?
panda_masq 0
Time to call child abuse services on her ass.
beautiful_liar 0
Well she could have at least shared
cudi27 5
Thats not funny at all
Okayitwasme 0
Get away from her fast! I had one addict pawn 2 gold rings just before x mas! Ya stole them right under my nose.
ilovenyrangers 0
Heather??
zelevin 5
Your mother needs to be beaten, skinned and "drug" through a salt mine.
Strafeh 9
Wow. Good Job knowing the term "addiction" or even how it works. Better get back to your shift dumb ****, the lollipop guild isn't going to mop itself.
clutz123 5
finally, an fml that is actually bad enough to make you want to f**k your life. this deserved to be posted.