Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
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Top comments
Betz 10
You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.
K_kanaka 26
Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.
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Comments (119)
astoryofroses 9
hey, at least he knew it's your birthday! maybe he's interested? I'm sure a small mistake as that wouldn't be such a problem :)
Betz 10
You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.
amandalillian 27
Even if you get it within the week you would look pretty smooth
a1f0sff 25
Just giggle and say that you forgot how to say thank you.
jaredofmo 22
It's a leap year, so 366.
Bonzer 2
^ You beat me too it, but the chances of him being born on a leap year is 1/4, so it would be 1 in 365.25 of not looking like a fool.
TrueTriage 16
Getting a bit to technical from the original joke are we..?
ilovesuju 10
It's ok OP whenever I go to the movie theaters and the ticket people tell me to enjoy my movie I always end up saying "thanks you too"
LolFMLnot 10
It's not a big deal you should've laughed it off OP. Imagine someone said that to you, you wouldn't think of them as a fool. You'll just laugh because they made a mistake. Or its just me
AKGirlinSD 20
Looking like a fool is fun though! *enter sarcasm here*
Soloman212 28
Bonzer that's not how propanol pry works; you don't just add together the chances. (Yes I know we've taken this too far already, just pointing it out.)
Soloman212 28
Probability*, my bad.
ReesieBanana21 12
Tell him "Happy birthday" from me too!! :D
austin101123 3
29, actually the odds are about 365.25. However, if it was anywhere in the next couple of days it would still be pretty cool.
K_kanaka 26
Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.
blcksocks 19
Awwwwww y u no wear shirt, sir?
ibenj 1
"today it was my birthday" hrm...
auzz1_pride 9
11) whats wrong with wearing no shirt hm?
blcksocks 19
Peter griffin is an exception
maebelline12 12
hahaha #11 made me lol...
Sandsh8rk 36
Nerves get the best of us sometimes, especially when we are around people we have a crush on. It'll be fine, he'll probably forget about it soon. :)
lonkite101 14
I hope it was his birthday!
Inheritance 10
Could be of the female gender.
Jumpingmal2 7
35, take a look at the top, it shows that Op is female.
simonsaysYDI 8
Because gay people are myths.
lonkite101 14
I wanna date Anna. Mitchel
HonestTruth 5
Crush: Happy Birthday OP: You too. Crush: Neat, you are the first person to tell me Happy Birthday. How did you know? OP: Facebook Crush: I don't have Facebook... *Awkward Penguin*
Sandsh8rk 36
Even if the OP said 'I just know', the guy would think she is some sort of crazy stalker.
auzz1_pride 9
6) lets be serious for a second. Who doesn't have facebook?
LilBobby 0
I don't.
ilaleahcim 6
Either do I.
auzz1_pride 9
What do you use then 42, msn, bebo? Please keep up with modern day communications aside from via text messaging.
SkoomaKi 28
#44 - Some people prefer talking to another's face, instead of looking at virtual ASCII code.
simonsaysYDI 8
44 - Some people don't cling to past and extremely distant friendships like a life preserver. If they're actually close to you, it's called visiting. Or calling. Some people still do that.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#44 - Oh, god, you're one of THOSE people. The kind that expects everyone to keep up with modern ways of communications and have the latest technology. *rolls eyes* I have never even had a phone, and although I have a Facebook, I don't even use it anymore. Not everyone has to "keep up with modern day communication" devices, ********.
Thor12 1
I don't have a Facebook. Jeez not everyone does some people still have a life
Ririshi 0
Lol that's right.. I think most people do have facebook/any other social media, though..
austin101123 3
I don't use Facebook... I have. YouTube that I use and that's about it. Most of the time I will either hang out with them, talk with them, and/or play a game with then if I want to communicate with them.
10121995 0
Well as long as you had a great day you should be good.
dakotak16 6
I agree with her(:
GVirdi 11
Yeah maybe he thought that was funny and spent alittle time with OP
thisisafunnyname 12
At least he remembered your birthday
blcksocks 19
We've all been there.
theskaven 2
Exactly. This is a weak FML - done this many times *facepalm*
DontClickOnMe 28
Well, I'm sure he knew what you meant. Anyway, Happy Birthday, OP! =)
SystemofaBlink41 27
My birthday's today too :D Well now that I finished saying my useless fact, who wants pie?
Suirin 4
Happy birthday.
rochelleh 11
my birthday too. happy birthday!;)
Jumpingmal2 7
My birthday was a few months ago, happy birthday.
kandi_kid69 15
Happy birthday. :D Pie? What flavour?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#55 - Pie flavor. *guitar riff*
Arrawyn 12
Happy Birthday! It's actually my birthday too. But not really, I just wanted to fit in