Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
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Top comments
noelykins1 19
Did you explain all of this to your mom? Well guess now if cops ever search your house you'll have no reason to be arrested. Have fun living the legal life.
Enslaved 38
What's with parents giving away their kid's items without the common decency to check with them first?
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Comments (199)
samasara 20
lol.. REALITY CHECK.
yeti37 16
you're a girl?! (under 21) that is a total guy move and even more pathetic. I thought women were the smarter gender.
miyaviichan 27
I don't understand why it has so many YDIs. It'r not their fault that parents never ask before doing stuff.
thetechdude22 0
I don't see how she deserved that. Jeez I hate the retards who think weed is the devil because they don't know what they are taking about
The_F3rris 11
Finally! A human being and not some mindless sheep spouting out the governments propaganda!
azestysausage 4
Thank you for not being incompetent like most people on this.
perdix 31
Looks like the box had lost its Majick. You should have invested in that Invisibility Cloak I was trying to sell you. Told you so!
satanisthesavior 21
Now what you need to do is find where your parent's keep all their important documents and sell it because they "never use it". Paybacks a bitch.
RoboCunnilingus 23
FML used to be my social networking haven. There were genuine people who felt for the op, and when the op was wrong, they still gave it to 'em straight. Now, however... Smh, now it seems everyone is so damn judgmental. It's becoming as bad as, if not worse than Twitter. This FML is a prime example. No a fake ID isn't cool, but does op really deserve what happened? And I don't smoke, but I'm also not close minded enough to pillory op for doing so(in this case, it isn't good because he's young, true indeed, but this isn't the only example). I just miss when FML was a decent place.
NeonPopRocks 14
YDI for doing drugs, and using a fake ID
RoboCunnilingus 23
I totally agree. Next time someone does something I don't agree with, I'll rob them in your honor.
hockeynut1 10
no it isn't good things were sold without your asking, but neither is you hiding things from them. I am thankful i was always told if i got myself in trouble get myself out, they didn't care.
echosaints 5
Who the hell buys a lock box?