Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
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Top comments
noelykins1 19
Did you explain all of this to your mom? Well guess now if cops ever search your house you'll have no reason to be arrested. Have fun living the legal life.
Enslaved 38
What's with parents giving away their kid's items without the common decency to check with them first?
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Comments (199)
B5B0N35 18
why do people smoke weed but i understand the fake ID
Nightwalk 2
You were lucky you didn't get discovered because you deserved it...
ThatChick151 2
Sigh.. Losing hope for humanity more and more every day..
desertpunk75 11
You deserve it, pothead.
bobpossibly 7
So much fail, on your part. How about stop living with your parents if you want to do illegal shit
likelylady92 1
That is a god damn shame, nothing worse than the feeling after something like that happens! I hope it finds it way back to you OP
TSCountry 1
All the people bagging on this dude for smoking weed are being douches, who cares what he does, appreciate the fact that the dude lost a lot of valuable stuff and his life really does suck atm
chefbella 4
I would be DEVASTATED
SgtBlacksmith 9
YDI for having weed and a fake ID. Find something better to do with your life.
Solano2580 24
Cue the Family Guy song: Bag of Weed..Now