Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
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RichardPencil 32
For a half a million dollars, most people would go to great extents to find the lost paper. Do you know how many Klondike bars you could buy?
rotflqtms_ 21
Time to go dumpster diving...if you feel it's worth it!
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rotflqtms_ 21
Time to go dumpster diving...if you feel it's worth it!
RichardPencil 32
For a half a million dollars, most people would go to great extents to find the lost paper. Do you know how many Klondike bars you could buy?
RichardPencil 32
A few weeks ago, that was worth about a million real dollars, but now it's worth only a half million. Just think that your mom erased a $500,000 loss. It'll make your life easier.