Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
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noelykins1 19
Did you explain all of this to your mom? Well guess now if cops ever search your house you'll have no reason to be arrested. Have fun living the legal life.
Enslaved 38
What's with parents giving away their kid's items without the common decency to check with them first?
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winkydog4056 16
I'm sorry, pardon my stupidity, um wtf IS a magic box?!
annie_nk 23
OP is most likely talking about a box that holds cards for a game called Magic: The Gathering.
Enslaved 38
I was just thinking it was a box that had secret compartments. That's how his items weren't discovered.
annie_nk 23
36 - That sounds more likely. I don't know many Magic players who are also pot heads.
sens3sfailing 25
37-also I am not aware of magic boxes that lock..and pardon my ignorance if I am wrong, but isn't it spelled magik?
strawberrywine22 30
I don't know what kind the OP is referring to, but I have a "Magic: The Gathering" box that locks. I now keep my rarest cards in it, but when I was a teenager I stashed my diary and money inside.
burntskirt 3
That's funny. Almost all Magic players I know are pot heads. They smoke then play Magic for hours.
PeteyPablo12308 20
No, it's still spelled 'magic'.
FMLkaiiden 8
If be one of those. High magic is intense.
strawberrywine22 30
I've been playing Magic for ten years, my fiancé has been playing for twelve, and neither of us have ever smoked pot.
Faff 20
Smoking pot unleashes the real magic!
fml121785 14
"See, you can put your Magic cards in here and if you turn it over... you can also put your weeeedddd in it!"
WritingWrongs 8
OP is probably talking about a magic TRICK box, full of rigged cards and gag items. You can't really "use" something you're collecting, so I don't think her mom would sell her magic the gathering cards.
tonnie_soms 5
Lucky buyer.
taylorseeey 6
That's your own damn fault retard
frottiejoy 7
don't leave your stuff where you know.she'll possibly look
strawberrywine22 30
She didn't look, that's the whole issue here. Course if she had looked I'm sure OP would have a much larger issue to deal with...
martin_martian7 11
Maybe for a reason that box had to go.... O.o
Merchiee 0
shit. i would hide my magic box, though. i wouldn't want people successfully unlocking it and smoking all my damn grass. xc
annie_nk 23
Oh boo ****** hoo. As long as a cop didn't buy it or you don't get snitched on, you got lucky.
frottiejoy 7
whats up your ass?
annie_nk 23
OP is complaining about losing illegal items. It's irritating.
The_F3rris 11
You make me want to punch babies
frottiejoy 7
who is the 'you' in your sentence? because i would never have the urge to punch a baby
stAton626 0
Your mom just became a drug dealer...
desireev 18
Well doesn't that just suck?! Losing all of your illegal stuff in your lock box that your mother accidentally sold in a garage sale? If you didn't have the shit in the first place, you wouldn't have anything to be worried about. Yep, you definitely deserve it!
Tensor15_fml 1
Your pretty!
secretsymbiote21 5
be glad she didn't open it. with the weed and All