Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, my mom sold my watch collection on Vinted. I've spent over 15 years on the collection and I don't even live with my mom. I'm still wondering how she got in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
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noelykins1 19
Did you explain all of this to your mom? Well guess now if cops ever search your house you'll have no reason to be arrested. Have fun living the legal life.
Enslaved 38
What's with parents giving away their kid's items without the common decency to check with them first?
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Comments (199)
crazytwinsmom 25
It wouldn't surprise me if the mom got it open and sold it empty, and is now just messing with OP. Seeing OP wondering and worrying has to be decent punishment.
The_F3rris 11
The mom probably smoked the stash by now
pradip 26
Nothing to worry OP, The buyer will contact you through you ID to ask for more weed, you'll know him then. Just pray he isn't a cop.
Bekll 31
If you had a real ID in it then the person who bought it could return it to you.
ludzidocelowych 4
People like you are what's wrong with this world, can't believe you are looking for sympathy because you can't do drugs, and drink underage, maybe if you still had the ID, you could have got drunk and wandered into traffic so natural selection could work its magic. Cleaning up the world, one moron at a time
ksj20 5
your mom is now a drug dealer.
ksj20 5
sorry 28. just read it now
frottiejoy 7
nice.
benmec 18
Don't worry. This is a good thing. With a fake I.D., cash, and weed.... You're paying it forward. Another youth will benefit from this and keep the good times rolling!!!!
GUNN1313 3
Dumb ass While I have no problem with any one doing any drugs they wish when they are adults and living on their own you are an selfish turd for having that in your parents house if who ever bought that for their kid finds that their is a good chance that they will get the police involved with all of the contents in that box you might get arrested for intent to sell costing your parents untold sums of money for your legal defense trying to keep you out of that magical land of butt rape also most states have the ability to take their assets like their home cars and bank accounts also depending on where they work they could be fried all due to your stupidity yes I know those are the extremes and not likely to happen but it has so it is not beyond the realm of possibility Again I have no problem with drugs personally I think they should all be legal I just have a problem with irresponsibility Last note and I'm off my soap box yes I did not use any punctuation why because I love it when all the grammar nazis quake in their pathetic rage
charvisioku 22
First of all.... even a non-grammar nazi would pull you up on the lack of punctuation because it makes you look stupid and hotheaded. But anyway. You do know that it's quite hard to get someone on intent to sell, right? The only time that happens is if there is a large quantity of bud, and usually there has to be evidence of paraphernalia - e.g. baggies, scales... that kind of thing. If anything the people who bought the box will get a wonderful surprise. I'd be ******* over the moon if I got free weed with my magic box. Even without all that... it's his mother's fault for deciding to sell his shit without his permission. That's just disrespectful.
SillyGirl4602 23
I'm happy I live by myself. I don't have to hide my shit anymore. FYL op
FailingKing 4
Weed?! Are you serious?!
frottiejoy 7
why are you so shocked?
michael99man 5
People who take weed desere to die. So YDI