fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
complicated4 0
did she still give you a birthday cake?
Sharkskull 2
if she did it was probably sugar free lol
letsgododgers213 0
lmao
Jsalcedo23 0
yeah.. you must be really fat cuz only really fat people that don't know what they are doing and don't know how to lose weight sign up for that
InfiltratedMind 0
more like a "get your fat ass in shape so I can eat your twinkies too"
FFML_314 12
You don't understand. Move along little one.
kute_girl_lover 0
what are you complaining, shows she cares :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
#48 - Before the person you replied to does it, I'll just do it first. *subtle.
the_flirtt 0
52 ikr
XDarknessX 0
lol In this situation i would be the one signing my mom up for wight watchers. OP That sucks, at lest your going to be less fat =]
TaraTottz 1
Eff Your Mom!!!
the_flirtt 0
52 lol