fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aww. Well, at least she cares about your health! It just means that she wants to see you happy and healthy. Make the most of the situation...
Jsalcedo23 0
33 I'm a nerd :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#46 I already have a nerd of my very own. Nice try.
letsgododgers213 0
yeah 46, I'm her nerd:)
Freeze_fml 17
No glasses?
letsgododgers213 0
nope haha I'm an undercover nerd
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry #81, but I'm not a cougar!
letsgododgers213 0
I'm not saying you're a cougar I'm just saying that I'm you're nerd
nerdsgetmehot 23
#96 You're not my nerd. >.
letsgododgers213 0
your*
letsgododgers213 0
aww I wanted to be :'(
nerdsgetmehot 23
Too bad, young one. Get used to disappointment.
letsgododgers213 0
but I have nver been disappointed by a girl as beautiul as u :(
InfiltratedMind 0
@33 i looked at your youtube channel. i like the cupcake video XD oh and dude give up 1:its online which makes you a creeper. 2:you look mexican which makes you automatically fail at life
letsgododgers213 0
111: first of all, it's a joke, get it idiot? second, you're life is a failure because all you do is sit on your fat ass and start being racist on the INTERNET, please. you don't even have the balls to say that to a Mexican in person without getting your ass kicked. until u do so gtfo.
InfiltratedMind 0
one of my best friends is mexican and me and phillipe have this thing called a sense of humor. if being mexican wasnt a bad thing why get mad about it? captain i lol'd
letsgododgers213 0
seriously captain? and I bet you know about my whole life right? get real. it makes u a loser by putting up an image of an animal,
InfiltratedMind 0
if being mexican isnt bad why get angry about it.
letsgododgers213 0
124: I don't get mad I just dislike people that are racists to other races.
letsgododgers213 0
good for you captain, it was a joke of what I said...
InfiltratedMind 0
my comments are not showing up if its not a bad thing why get pissed?
letsgododgers213 0
mine aren't neither, I don't get mad I just dislike people who are racist :P
InfiltratedMind 0
one of my very good friends is mexican. I just cant resist the easy little racist jokes :) dont worry i make fun of "appalachian americans" too
letsgododgers213 0
I'm sorry for what I said, u should hve said you were just playing around, iwould have understood
InfiltratedMind 0
i apologize as well. happy ending... :') *tears of happiness* lol im going to bed peace
letsgododgers213 0
it's ok lol :') goodnight, peace.
loserboii 11
obviously she's telling you something. go lose some weight if your fat, the summer is still good
LiLSumSum 0
lay off of that burritos n a big Mac and tell your super fat bitches to stop feeding you mc nuggets
Stereoreceipt 1
I'm sure it could have been worse, lol she's trying to help you :)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
happy birthday(:
javihippo 0
like mother like son...maybe u should point that out FYl
superbadd 0
SURPRISE -jumps out of cake-
InfiltratedMind 0
the only surprise was that his mom hadn't finished the cake yet
Jsalcedo23 0
you can't blame anyone but yourself.
letsgododgers213 0
what's a not-so-substle?
McMarlin 4
FYL for having a mom who cares about your health? I don't get it. It's better she address the problem and look for a solution rather than turn a cold shoulder to it and let you live your whole live with the silly notion that you're just "big boned." Lol.