fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
vannesaisabeezy 0
YDI for being a little piggy. <3
the_flirtt 0
52 lol
MitchN 0
there're starving people in the world yknow, just join weight watchers so others can be fed
dusthawg 4
54 your beautiful. just saying
FFML_314 12
54 looks like a horse. Just saying.
the_flirtt 0
wow don't put ur self down :(
Freeze_fml 17
http://photos.connectingsingles.com/dating/469/new_hampshire_singles_959542.jpg Wee.
MoJoThundRpants 0
you deserve no sympathy, you chose to be a lard ass. now get yo' fatass on the treadmill. NAOW! if you're a dude then losin weight won't be a prob, if yous a bitch then you'll just go vomit yourself out of it
dusthawg 4
thanks grammar Nazi, now this isn't English class so get bent bi
helloello 2
She likes my roundness, she likes the t i'm chunky!
letsgododgers213 0
oops but yeah what does subtle mean
letsgododgers213 0
I hate my safari on my iPod 52, it acts dumb, and plus I'm not near a computer