fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
cademj 0
Well now you know that your mom cares about yur well-being!.................happy birthday!
Brookie_91 0
At least she wants you to be healthy but she shouldn't have used it as a birthday present. She could have gone about it in a different way to not seem insulting.
perdix 31
Are you surprised to get the Weight Watchers membership or are you surprised that you are fat? It's a great program! Stick with it and you won't get anymore surprises like that. Giant Fudge Bar -- 1 Point. Have one on me and Happy Birthday!
Wet_Queef 0
Dayum u fat
polkadot3155 6
I like how people are calling the op fattie when they have never seen them..and really? can anyone go a day without making fun of someone just to make themselves feel better?
LemonSabotage 0
no way its wayyy too fun. try it sometimes you might not have a stick up your ass.
windfuelsfire 10
that's gotta hurt a leos pride.. break a sweat every day and learn not to overeat (and eat your essential food groups) is the key to good health. weight watchers is crap because they don't help with either. you can lose weight with it, but once you're not following it, you are back to the old habits and the fattie you were before. follow a trainer and nutritionist. you'll lose and keep the weight off.
hcovballer247 0
Uhmmmm..... Happy Birthday!!!!
lifesokay255 0
You obviously don't care about your body and your family was nice enough to give a crap. Now, do yourself and the world a favor, and get some exercise.
lifesokay255 0
oh and besides, I thought bitching about your weight was for girls.
ChantelleAshleyy 0
lol!!!