Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
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Top comments
bearstyle22 11
Was it over flowing?
iop330 22
Well it's simple. Take out the trash. (The trash being your mom)
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Comments (53)
nightwalker707 8
I feel like you're leaving something out of this FML
Isa_fml 20
Sounds like my mother-in-law...
bmaltbie1 2
now you know what it is like to be in the army
awhite2018 6
My ex's grandmother was like that. She once told me that "the trash can was there merely for show." Actually trash was put in a trash an under the sink.