Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
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Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
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Top comments
bearstyle22 11
Was it over flowing?
iop330 22
Well it's simple. Take out the trash. (The trash being your mom)
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Comments (53)
soulebelius 17
this is 100% my mom! She hangs grocery bags OVER the trash can and gets mad if someone puts trash in the trash can. If she's not bitching us out about it, she'll stick her bare hands into the can and put the trash in the grocery bags.
gracehi 33
What the hell? That's the weirdest shit I've ever heard. Feel free to show her this comment so she knows how weird she is.
soulebelius 17
I can top that: I suggested she get a trash bin to put on top of the trash can to protect it. she agreed!
Brandi_Faith 34
Maybe I'm weird, but this makes sense to me, especially if it's a bathroom garbage can. If a woman puts in any pads or anything "messy" you don't want that spread all over the trash can. Unless I'm reading this wrong, it's the same logic as using a garbage bag for your garbage in the kitchen or in the garage, so your garbage can doesn't get dirty. Who wants to scrub a garbage can after its dirty and smelly or "messy" from some guests sanitary stuff? With that said, it's still pretty weird to dig out all the dirty stuff with your hands just to put it in the grocery bag; just empty the trash and then put a new bag in.
mmazzaa 16
Must of been a messy situation
tantanpanda 26
*have Couldn't help myself.
mmazzaa 16
Hahaga thanks
F1_Phantom 6
Sounds like my dad!
superwhovian 16
Mine too except he is not that bad
JayVicious 20
How dare you use the trash can for its intended purpose!
gracehi 33
For real, OP! Like, what the ****???
TheFuckGiver1230 22
Just get a bag and put your trash in there.
nityasomaiya 46
Well ask her where you must dump it then?!
ThatDamHuntress 20
YDI, OP everyone knows you don't use the garbage can for trash!
DavidaimeRS 15
Monica? Is that you?
shitstorm28 11
I think your mom might need professional help. that's some pretty serious ocd.
TbhAnonymous 9
I wouldn't be surprised. My mom cleans everything, no matter if it's already clean or not. If the trash can is 1/8 full, she'll take it out .