Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick
VVeetard 8
take hold of your balls before they fall off
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Comments (232)
cymruambyth 0
you traitor!:(
HugoBosss_fml 0
He's fallen into the Glee trap.
glenzhao2 16
15 I think you should hate the fact that you are too scared about acting masculine and 'cool' and are afraid of defying improper stereotypes.
marinus_fml 20
#27 is butthurt 'cuz he likes Glee...
jvillan87 5
Thankfully I don't have to watch glee when my wife does. But I had a similar experience with the show "Veronica Mars". I bitched and moaned about how I didn't want to watch it, the next thing I know I've watched all 3 seasons of it.
iluvhobos 5
Why? Rachel's a bitch.
juicedboi 7
Fairly sure that was her way of castrating you. And sadly, it worked.
Carpy 8
29 - I don't think 27's butt hurts because of that reason......
lost12 0
glee is gay
rallets 23
**** glee, its all about Hellcats, ahh alyson michalka and ashley tisdale ;D
AlwaySunny 0
who cares #59, she's hot
Kn0wledge123 21
Glee is garbage son. So is Gossip Girl and that Hellcats bullshit they call a show. Its all about Supernatural and First 48. Colbert Report FTW.
dudeitsdanny 10
^Supernatural! **** yes!
babyyninjas 1
shit If you wanna be man again watch the walking dead.
uridea 14
First 48 ftw :D
xShannonxSammyx 7
Yeah, Glee tends to become addicting... OP, Rachel's a conceded bitch, don't feel sorry for her!
janzup77 0
glee has 2 seasons
bitheway 2
Screw y'all straight men can watch glee. And Rachel is not a bitch or conceded anymore shes gotten a lot better with her personality. And don't ruin it for me I haven't seen that episode yet.
magnolius8 0
I agree you should be required to hand in your man card for that one.
magnolius8 0
I think you're scared of being straight.
xShannonxSammyx 7
IT'S A TV SHOW. That doesn't define wether you're straight or gay- he could be metrosexual, too.
jayalexander 7
I swear this was posted a couple months ago or maybe I'm just having Deja Vu...
iLazy 0
You are now a Gleek. Go for medical help because you are addicted to a show which got worse as time went on.
jpest17 5
I watch glee and hated once I realized glee is a club where stereotypes run rampant. for the most part they make people who disagree with the politically correct topics abusive bigots who as a group of choir students they gang up on the one person.
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
I approve, 2. Glee is a shitty show.
benjimm1 0
I hope he at least got some after 6 crap-hourS
ericownz101 0
OP is a gleetard now :/
ItIsMeSRC 7
Says the person with Fairy Tail as the profile pic....
amrik 11
I prefer JOY
RacerX1695 1
Ohhh, it's funny because Joy and Glee are similar words.
Bizenghastly 0
I see what u did there ^_^
LemonBlue 0
I'm in the same dilemma
tookietookie123 5
Aren't we all? sadly :D
FunnyGuy5051 7
yup, those dang cops telling kids not to get in our vans for candy
Pokeemon 3
lies! no one like rachael
jackiemoonthepro 5
now you ruined it for me thanks a lot dick
FatElie 0
Good, now you don't have to watch it.
Pokeemon 3
No one likes Rachael anyway
Miouya 0
don't give up hope keep watching it!
Bravo11 14
I respect Rachel for her drive to be a star.
greekgal44 14
rachel is the best character on there, so stop bugging about her :)
MaskedAspen 6
Rachel's the worst, but then again everyone is entitled to their own opinion. but you must be pretty far behind there, that episode was at the beginning of the season.
maz_irken 6
Rachel, in my opinion, has improved over the season. She used to be a winey little bitch, but I think she's grown up a little.
pIchu123 0
Omg nyan cat!!
koolkat27 13
This Rachel chick sounds like a bitch. Glee is trash though, it forces the viewers to act in a certain way. Simply a terrible show.
bezach 0
was she blowing you the whole way through?that's the only thing making it worth it...than again which would make you harder, glee or a bj?
MRobvious750 0
As much as OP wished this I doubt he got a bj for 6 hours. I think he just got sucked into the show.
fmlbiach 0
I think his girlfriend should have given him a bj during commercials at least.
ydnar 5
#8 wtf why so many thumbs down on this? It's the best comment on here!
VVeetard 8
take hold of your balls before they fall off
TMUSEk 0
dont blame yourself, finn is ugly and a douche...that can get anyone mad.
doltkid 3
if thats the case, you remind me of Finn.
kmbry1 0
he is not a frickin douche!!! he's amazing!!! just like Glee is!! fu to all the haters!!!
CurlyChica808 4
Cory Montieth is a mofo sexy beast so back off hater
infinitegrace 21
Going back and reading all this a month or so after he passed makes me want to cry. In 2011 we never expected him to pass away in 2013
mexicotoucher 7
Your gf tortures you and you just take it? Lay down the law OP.
xx000o 27
You must be one pussy whipped dude to sit thru that crap.