siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
religiunatic
Keswick, Canada
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Red Toad
Litchfield Park, United States
Holiday assumptions
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
howannoying
Melbourne, Australia
Road rage
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Top comments
leadman1989 16
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL
Saltime 0
Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!
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Comments (205)
No_LoveMM 3
^ wtf 2 11's
Bloodlvst 11
Everyone knows you have anger issues unless you say "poop"
Saltime 0
Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!
slipknotz 0
Well your the happiest chap I've seen!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Saltime, don't ******* say ****.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Everybody quit ******* cussing! There's ******* kids here! Damn people with no ******* sense of got-damn decency. I gotta go, bitches ain't gonna slap themselves.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I see someone elllseee who might need it as weeellll... ( she says looking innocent ).
Farag97 0
guys, stop saying the **** word
CabooseWins 0
Don't say ****, and don't use any other 'swear' words. They sound like shit, goddamn it.
MagicGiraffe 12
Talk about beating a dead horse...
Badlifesmd 0
**** is a bad ******* word! Don't say it you ************!!
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Tourettes guy would be proud of this thread
jonn090 13
Your mom needs some ass
ariannaa_fml 17
Crap: Creepin' on Reptiles Absolutely Psychotic
amadais 1
Haha, no
Fx13mz 7
Crap- 20's comment.
mike410 0
FYL
Steven696 6
Tell her the class sucks and see what she does
RainbowzSkittlez 6
lmao or say the class is crappy xD
mileyfan17 8
Wow your moms a little out there. You should talk to her.
BballHottie34 9
your mom is crap
MichellinMan 20
Yes, yes she is.
RabidBunny 10
Wow parents these days worry me. They are either too strict and overprotective or uncaring and oblivious of their children's lives. You must have a voluminous amount of patience to deal with this stuff.
jazzybaby179 22
Op needs Jesus
perdix 31
Or better people skills. Or a pizza delivery coupon. Or the knowledge of the difference between tornados and hurricanes.
jazzybaby179 22
Indeed!!(:
Comet_Candy 23
Raptor Jesus.
stacianichole 2
Maybe he'll see the guy that rolled his eyes during a work meeting at anger management.
haleyyraee96 0
#63 Cool story bro, tell it one more time? I didn't quite catch it (:
jazzybaby179 22
Sarcasm not needed bro!
stacianichole 2
Calm down.