siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
religiunatic
Keswick, Canada
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Red Toad
Litchfield Park, United States
Holiday assumptions
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
howannoying
Melbourne, Australia
Road rage
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
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leadman1989 16
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL
Saltime 0
Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!
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Comments (205)
rainydayz133 6
Now tht's just sad, like wtf
Salkadi 9
It's better to take care of it now before it gets out of hand. She's doing you a favor.
nersa426 0
You didn't just say "crap" you said "CRAP!" all caps lock rage and stuff
structuredchaoz 4
You don't have to use cuss words in order to have anger issues. I imagine this story runs deeper.
chessypie 0
Thats crappy I mean shity!
allycool999 4
is she one of those extreme Christians?
anongrl5846 19
I'm in anger management classes for assault on a PO
evanedwards85 6
cool story bro
pfx2_fml 15
And here you are getting angry about it
buckeye08 10
Well isn't that crappy.
chokeabluesmurf 0
I said crap in class today and my teacher said,"it's shit! not crap!"